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February 06 2013

towo
09:14

OH MY FUCKING GOD

i borrowed my friend’s laptop and here’s the desktop

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which is a little creepy but ok

but did you know that you can set your desktop to change every now and then

BECAUSE I DIDN’T AND I MINIMIZED MY BROWSER

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I NEARLY PISSED MYSELF

Monsieur Ghibli
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January 30 2013

02:09
I don’t find it offensive, neither should you.
— Ancient white proverb (via faineemae)
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January 10 2013

towo
18:43

My university’s housing application:

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You have a whole box

and can change it at any time if your gender identity changes.

celestuna: My university’s housing application: ... - Q | V | F
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towo
18:35





— Sankt Hans in Norway. Biggest sankthanses fire ever! :)
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towo
17:10





— Sankt Hans in Norway. Biggest sankthanses fire ever! :)
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towo
16:48

scheisse

— scheisse///http://gifmovie.tumblr.com/
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16:25
When in doubt, fuck it.
When not in doubt, get in doubt.

Old POEE slogan PRINCIPIA DISCORDIA

(via x-afterthought-x)
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January 03 2013

towo
13:46

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towo
13:10

December 26 2012

towo
09:08


trailer vs. game
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December 25 2012

towo
22:20
Rule 1:
Communication
Rule 2:
If unsure about relationship, use Rule 1 on partner.
MrGoodLove
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towo
00:10
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December 24 2012

towo
13:03
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December 19 2012

towo
13:37
Whedonverse Gifs
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December 15 2012

towo
12:24
Entschuldigung,

liebe Gesellschafter, dass wir so viele Millionen verbrannt haben. Entschuldigung, liebe Anzeigenkunden, dass wir so kritisch über Eure Unternehmen berichtet haben. Entschuldigung, liebe Pressesprecher, dass wir so oft Euren Formulierungsvorschlägen nicht gefolgt sind. Entschuldigung, liebe Politiker, dass wir Euch so wenig geglaubt haben. Entschuldigung, liebe Kollegen, dass wir Euch so viele Nächte und so viele Wochenenden haben durcharbeiten lassen. Entschuldigung, liebe Leser, dass dies jetzt die letzten Zeilen der FTD sind. Es tut uns leid. Wir entschuldigen uns vorbehaltlos. Aber: Wenn wir noch einmal von vorn anfangen dürften - wir würden es jederzeit wieder genauso machen. Stefan Weigel, Steffen Klusmann, Sven Clausen (im Bild, erste Reihe, von links nach rechts)

Nachrichten der FINANCIAL TIMES DEUTSCHLAND über Wirtschaft, Politik, Finanzen und Börsen | FTD.de
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towo
11:11
this is 911 state your emergency












yes i need help immediately i can’t find my lizard


911 i think my lizard is broken


you think you’ve got problems? my phone seems to have lost it’s legs


911 i can’t get my phone off the receiver


ma’am your phone needs to be in the unlocked position and may need to be provided with additional hardware to function correctly.



yes hello 911 can you hear me i dropped my headset in the water do you read


to be honest 911, i am not sure what my phone is doing


911 my phone is facing the wrong way and i can’t get it to turn around.


yes 911 hello all these people are crazy

this is 911 state your emergency

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YES I NEED HELP IMMEDIATELY I CAN’T FIND MY LIZARD

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911 I THINK MY LIZARD IS BROKEN

YOU THINK YOU’VE GOT PROBLEMS? MY PHONE SEEMS TO HAVE LOST IT’S LEGS

911 I CAN’T GET MY PHONE OFF THE RECEIVER

MA’AM YOUR PHONE NEEDS TO BE IN THE UNLOCKED POSITION AND MAY NEED TO BE PROVIDED WITH ADDITIONAL HARDWARE TO FUNCTION CORRECTLY.

YES HELLO 911 CAN YOU HEAR ME I DROPPED MY HEADSET IN THE WATER DO YOU READ

TO BE HONEST 911, I AM NOT SURE WHAT MY PHONE IS DOING

911 MY PHONE IS FACING THE WRONG WAY AND I CAN’T GET IT TO TURN AROUND.

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yes 911 hello all these people are crazy

The Frogman - Comedy, photoshop, kittens, & corgis
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December 07 2012

towo
23:42
I'll keep telling this TCP joke until you get it.
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December 01 2012

towo
22:10
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November 21 2012

towo
12:41
shippers gonna ship
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November 04 2012

06:23
I assume that Instagram-of-the-future will have filters like "way too much jpeg compression" and "bad metadata".
tominsam
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